First off: I want to start out by saying that I freakin' HATE these "sales" letters. You know... the ones in which you have to scroll through thousands of filler words and bad stock photos only to see a WAY overpriced "deluxe product" promising the world, yet seldom delivering.
Heck, some of you may be doing that at THIS VERY MOMENT! I can't blame you bro!
My WHOLE basis for designing this product was to build a super legit & results driven product while still maintaining my integrity! I want to hopefully restore your faith in online Internet products by letting my content speak for itself.
Most "experts" will spend HOURS creating dishonest headlines, videos, you name it!
Hell, I know some of these very people who attempted to convince me that if I didn't employ the SAME "marketing" tactics on YOU I wouldn't make a single sale, and you know what, they may be right. In fact, I KNOW they're right on some level.
But I don't care.
Because my ONLY goal is to serve YOU.
Who could I EVER serve by manipulation and sleezy marketing tactics? Sure I might loose a few "sales" but again, I don't care (story of my life according to some people!).
All jokes aside, I care about serving YOU and developing a REAL authentic partnership working alongside YOU to achieve whatever your personal goals may be! Now that we got that mumbo jumbo outta' the way, (stuff was getting too touchy / emotional. This is a fitness product not a chick flick! GEEZE GET IT TOGETHER CLARK!) Let’s dive into the REAL content and what ABSOLUTE ABS has to offer, yeah?
Dude, I freakin' LOVE that title. My roommate actually came up with it.
I know....I know....
"Cool story bro"
STOKED FOR YOUR SUCCESS!
You're #1 Fan (besides your mother)